Tools for Brilliant Dorks

Games that make you think.

Shirts that find your people.

Games & Toys

Solo / Pairs / Groups

Solo

UR

Self-analysis through pattern play. Figure yourself out while having fun.

Solo

SYN

Cognitive sync training. Build mental models in quiet moments.

Solo

BCF

Creative freedom protocol. Unlock thinking patterns you didn't know existed.

Pairs

MYR

Mirror protocols for two. Understand each other's logic systems.

Pairs

WD

Deep dive dialogue prompts. For conversations past midnight.

Pairs

IYT

Internal thought mapper. Say what you've never said out loud.

Group

BIB

Nostalgia meets systems thinking. 3+ players, infinite callbacks.

Group

HHH

Human hilarity hypothesis. Party game for smart weirdos.

Group

TNG

Next-gen connection protocols. Strangers → friends → family.

Wearable Signal Flares

For finding your people in public

Tee

Recursion Humor

Jokes that reference themselves. Meta-comedy for meta-thinkers.

Tee

Logic Loops

Visual paradoxes that make people do double-takes and triple-thinks.

Tee

Systems Thinking

Flowcharts of daily absurdity. Diagram the mundane, reveal the patterns.

Tee

Observation Deck

Witty takes on things everyone sees but nobody mentions.

Tee

Problem Space

Equations for life problems. Math notation meets existential comedy.

Tee

Wordplay Lab

Linguistic gymnastics. Puns for people who appreciate structural humor.

Tee

Thesis Statements

Bold claims about minor things. Defend your sandwich theory with pride.

Tee

Citation Needed

Academic rigor applied to nonsense. Footnotes for absurd observations.

Tee

Debug Mode

Error messages for human behavior. Console logs for consciousness.

Conversation Experiences

Curated intellectual + emotional exchanges

1:1

Problem Sprint

Bring a stuck problem. Leave with 3 approaches you hadn't considered.

1:1

Thinking Partner

Talk through complexity until clarity emerges. No solutions forced.

1:1

Pattern Recognition

See the systems in your life you've been too close to notice.

Group

Idea Collision

4-6 smart weirdos. One topic. Infinite tangents. Moderated chaos.

Group

Solve Night

Bring problems. Pool brainpower. Leave with next steps.

Group

Hypothesis Lab

Test wild theories with people who won't judge, just pressure-test.

Async

Voice Note Exchange

Week-long back-and-forth. Deep thoughts without scheduling pressure.

Async

Letter Club

Old-school correspondence with new-school minds. Monthly prompts.

Async

Annotation Circle

Read together, think separately, synthesize collectively.

You're Not Alone

There are others who think sandwich construction is a valid philosophical debate.

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